Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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