i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Damn victory sex feels great
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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