Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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