Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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