So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
COCAINE IS GR8
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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