My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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