great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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