I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I didn't notice because vodka
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
how drunk are you?
Several
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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