Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
This is the high leading the old right now
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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