I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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