Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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