I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
