Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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