now i know why i became what i already was.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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