I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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