her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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