Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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