I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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