D3 body, D1 cock
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Sober January is a disaster.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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