Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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