Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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