Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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