don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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