I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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