He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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