Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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