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Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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