I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
i've created a new STD.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
