I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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