I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Dear god my vagina.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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