sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Semen is not good for contacts.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
