She's JV to your varsity
oh god the rape fog is back!
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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