New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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