First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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