she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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