I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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