it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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