David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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