Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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