lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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