Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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