Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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