It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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