He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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