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• (302): View more from Delaware

  It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.

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• (916): View more from California

  Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The stripper told Tom to sort his life out

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I tried to put my heels in the coat check

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• (585): View more from New York

  Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Are we allowed to ho on the roof?

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