the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
