Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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