I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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