Where is the hickey?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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