didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I need a burrito and a hug.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You left your phone here
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