What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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